The "ONE WEEK AND COUNTING" List

 TOP TEN THINGS TO DO IN THE UPCOMING WEEK BEFORE SURGERY:

  Number 10. Get apartment painted and cleaned

  Number 9. Get hair done so I dont look like the "Wreck of the Hesperus", as Nanny used to say

  Number 8. Get my house clean..It needs to be clean in case I croak, and also if I dont.

  Number 7.  Eat one more lobster roll for the season

  Number 6.  Bust out a new razor. It is after all, a special occasion.

  Number 5.  Stock up on magazines.

  Number 4. Stock up on dog and cat food, in case I am incapacitated for a couple days. Or if I croak.

  Number 3.  Call my kidney doctor and tell him HE WINS!

  Number 2. Smooch on Cliffy

  Number 1. Stick not one, but TWO bottles of Champagne in the fridge for once the "deed" is done.

Practicing a Cliffy Smooch!